Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the “whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is” group.
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast? — Stop goblin your food.
I trained my dog not to beg at the table.How did you do that? — I let him taste my cooking.
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? — Because it said ‘concentrate.’